Saddrunkernfool:
I reckon I could be a great sad git.
What do you mean "could"
Saddrunkernfool:
Tell me what is required?
Surely you already know and are pushing all the right bananas already
Saddrunkernfool:
What music shall i start buying?
http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/6819027/a/Funeral+Music.htm
Always makes me sad (er)
Saddrunkernfool:
What hobbies can I take up??
So you have stumbled around the internet looking for porno sites and hit upon sad-bastards. Actually take time to register and await confirmation email. You surely have no time left for hobbies. But if you do have time on your hands, have you considered Cheese Racing or practising Riding your bike backwards while playing a violin.
If you still find you have more time, you could search the length and breadth of the internet, not for porn, but for sadness and let us see it.
Saddrunkernfool:
I drink bud but I can change this to fosters or tescos blue label.
Advisable for street cred.
Saddrunkernfool:
I support arsenal which is far from sad but I can change it to manchester utd, to be a sad glory hunter.
Supporting a premiership side like the Gunners or ManU is not sad, I indeed also support one of the top 4 sides in the UK, the mighty Boro. To be Sad pure, you should consider supporting a side like Padstow United and being their number 1 fan (not much competition really, but if support increases via this post, then there may be more competition soon).
Saddrunkernfool:
I dont like Harry Potter at all, but can become one of his biggest fans if it means I can be a top sad git!
Do you have enough Horcrux's to be a real fan ?
Saddrunkernfool:
Post your picture in the parker like our very own SadBastard in the picture above and meet all of the above and you will be on the first step to being a real sad bastard.
A wannabe saddo.
Saddrunkernfool:
p.s: I cant wait for your responce when it appears i have learned a new move of jumping up and down clapping my hands shouting out goooodyyyy in excitment.
That I would like to see. Have you heard of YouTube ?
I thought the Internet was only about Porn, until I discovered "Sad-Bastards"